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- The Ten Percent Nation of Hipsters.
It really didn’t all hit me until the slow burn of the weekend faded into the Monday morning hum; the jokes of what seemed to be lurking on all of our collective urbane minds. These were the stories of some mentally unstable Korean girl with a penchant for tattoos and hirsute affairs, grifting her way [...]
- Ode to a Pony Tail: The Art of a Successful Midlife Crisis
If I could time travel and give advice to myself over a year ago, it’d be tempting to tell myself to do things differently. Under the grave circumstances that I found myself facing probably the single most existential crisis one could face, I wonder if moving anywhere else but Pilsen at the time would [...]
- Weightless
Now that I’ve settled into postpartum party depression, I’ve realized that now would have been the most opportune time to blog. Not to say that the last entry wasn’t at least serviceable. But it genuinely wasn’t full of enough piss and vinegar to salt the taste buds of those out for blood.
If you [...]
- My Super Special Weekend Blog
So I debate whether or not I should try to split this one up into several different parts. It seems a bit pretentious to do so. Like my life is so fucking exciting that its necessary to section off the bits of excitement into bite sized pieces for my random occasional reader. [...]





